{"title":"Christmas Gifts","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"hard-core-cheeseboard-gift-box","title":"Hard-Core Cheeseboard Gift Box","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cheeseboard’s never been this hard-core.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree of our most shameless jars, made for cheese and boxed up in our signature gift box. Submission Chutney brings slow-cooked apple and cider that puts any cheddar in its place. Fig Me Harder is rich, sticky and deep – and won’t take no for an answer. Pickle With Daddy Issues is a real ale pickle with a chunky crunch and plenty of baggage. Pile them next to a wedge of something strong, open the crackers and let things get out of hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSubmission Chutney – apple \u0026amp; cider chutney\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFig Me Harder – fig chutney\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePickle With Daddy Issues – real ale pickle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect Christmas gift for the cheese lover who likes it a little filthy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lustful Larder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59139312845131,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/6431\/1371\/files\/giftbox1.jpg?v=1793878304"},{"product_id":"hot-spicy-selection","title":"Hot \u0026 Spicy Selection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the ones who like it hot. Really hot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a trio for anyone who thinks mild is a dirty word. Tom-ASS-o is a spicy tomato chutney with a cheeky backside. Garlic Gusher doesn’t drizzle – it gushes. Spank \u0026amp; Glaze starts with a sharp, fiery slap, then goes sweet, sticky and glossy. Spread it, dollop it or glaze with it. Just don’t expect anyone to stay polite. Arrives in our signature gift box, ready to hand over and watch them blush.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTom-ASS-o – spicy tomato chutney\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarlic Gusher – garlic pickle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpank \u0026amp; Glaze – chilli jam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for sausages, cheese, burgers, roasties and anyone who likes a little pain with their pleasure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lustful Larder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59139321397579,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/6431\/1371\/files\/giftbox1.jpg?v=1793878304"},{"product_id":"12-days-of-christmas-bundle","title":"12 Days of Christmas Bundle - with free delivery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 days. 12 jars. No self-control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget partridges and pear trees. This is the whole Lustful Larder collection – one jar for every naughty day of Christmas. You get sweet, sticky jams for breakfast in bed, smoky relish for the leftovers and chutneys and pickles for every cheeseboard from Christmas Eve to Twelfth Night. Keep it all to yourself or share it around, depending on how generous you’re feeling. Free delivery, because you’ve been very, very good. Or very bad. 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