Sweet, Sticky & Totally Inappropriate Preserves
Delightfully rude and dangerously tasty – these aren’t the kind of preserves you’d dare serve at tea with Nan... unless your Nan’s an absolute legend.
Spread 'Em – We've Got Something Tasty for You.
Crafted with naughty names, ripe fruit, and more sauce than your average hen do.
Meet the Family.
Perfect for those family gatherings when you want to shock the mother-in-law and impress the grown-ups.
Sticky Fingers? You’re Doing It Right.
We're Lustful Larder
Life’s too short for boring spreads. That’s why we’ve whipped up a range of sweet, sticky, tangy, and downright inappropriate preserves, chutneys, marmalades, and pickles for anyone who likes their fruit - and veg - with a side of filth. Handmade in small batches here in the UK, each jar is crafted with the finest ingredients… and the naughtiest names we could get away with.
Crafted to Delight
Every jar is hand-cooked in small batches using only the best ingredients and traditional recipes, with a generous sprinkle of mischief.
Made for Laughs
Because life’s too short for boring spreads. Our preserves are cheeky, fun, and guaranteed to make you smirk.
Spread for Every Mood
Sweet, spicy, tangy, or downright filthy - there’s a preserve for every occasion (and every daring palate).
