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Pickle with Daddy Issues Real Ale Pickle
£6.95
Pickle with Daddy Issues – Real Ale Pickle – Clingy. Chunky. Starved for discipline.
This isn’t just a pickle – it’s a full-blown emotional crisis in a jar. Thick-cut vegetables drenched in vinegar and regret, with a sugar-coated smile and a need to be spread everywhere. It’s spicy, messy and constantly testing boundaries – just hoping Daddy notices. Pairs well with cheese, meat and long silences. Put the lid back on, but you’ll be wanting more.
Nutritional Information
| Nutrient | Per 100g |
|---|---|
| Energy | 162kcal / 691kJ |
| Fat | 0.2g |
| – Saturates | 0g |
| Carbohydrates | 39g |
| – Sugars | 36.2g |
| Fibre | 1.4g |
| Protein | 0.8g |
| Salt | 1.5g |
Ingredients
Vegetables 46% [onion, carrots, swede, cauliflower], sugar, brown sugar, spirit vinegar, water, apple, tomato paste, real ale (5.5%) (from barley & wheat), thickener: maize starch, salt, lemon, garlic, spices [spices, mustard powder], acidity regulator: citric acid.
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